Milestone man Sachin hits 500th Century..

Via Faking news :

21st Jan 2050, NEW DELHI: Sachin tendulakar became the the first man in the history of cricket to score 500 Test centuries when he took the single off Jahid Afridi ( son of shahid afridi)  to reach the historic milestone against Paksitan at the Ferozshah kotla stadium.
Test cricket's greatest run-scorer has till now scored more than 45,500 runs and 659 fifties.

Here are some of the reactions from around the world:

• 'I have grown up watching him play cricket and It is an amazing achievement to play for the country for over six decades' Prime Minister Singh said. 
• "Naam roshan kar diya hamara, Kya fitness hai is umra mein bhi" said emotional Dr. Mehta ( Family doctor of little master)
• Nostalgic Former captain ganguly said - 'I want to run shirtless again in the stadium but i am tired of crippling arthritis pain' .
• Former Cricketer Kambli said -  'blah blah ... '   ( who gives a flying F*** ).  
• Last but not the least, the legendary icon, the biggest name in fashion industry, Mr Dhoni who has has done more than 50 commercials with Tendulkar also tweeted - ' After reaching this milestone. I am sure his Advertisement rate would be higher than mine. I am really happy for him'.

         "I still have lot of cricket left in myself"  . Aila.. a  shivering voice came from the background.

An Assignment in Pune

With all due respect and no offense to all the people i know in maharashtra, here are some of the interesting observations during my trip to pune:

• You will definitely love one thing in Delhi when you come back from pune i.e. Public transport. The fastest and most efficient public transport in Pune is autorickshaw. If you are hindi speaking (Non-marathi), then it is most expensive also. JAI MAHARASHTRA!

• There was one thing that really amazed me, it was pune airport. It’s amazing how they managed to make it so confusing. (Please note that size of Pune Airport is almost equal to Food court at T3 terminal).

• The caretaker of my guesthouse ‘Hiralal’ is no less than a ghost. One night when I was ironing my shirt, I saw a shadow behind me. I got shocked and iron fell of my hand. When I turned back, it was the THE Caretaker. In half awake, half sleep mode, he staired at  me and slowly said  “ Sir, kuch kaam hai to kar doon” . I shouted at him “HIRA....  B#c%$  aaj ke baad tu kabhi peeche se mujhse baat nahi karega”.

• The gate keepers of societies here can give a tough competition to NIA.  Even if you try to bypass them 2am in the night, they will smell it. Then they will grill you with some real tough questions and will make you do an entry in register

•  Please don't be surprised if someone doesn't understand your joke  and you have to end your joke with ' I am just kidding .. hehehe'.

P.S : Its just a blog. Don't take it too seriously mitra.

Cheers!

Samar